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Corrective Party: Stop Erotic Images From Space!!!
"The Corrective Party, having been revived from the dead through wholesome and asexual cloning, wishes to express umbrage, horror, mortification, disgust, shock and outrage at the lewd content of astronomy lessons being taught to our young folk!!!" expostulated Sister Raptophilia, newly elected Mother Stuporific of the order of SM Nuns that dominate the Corrective Party.
"We refer to the SHAMEFUL pornographic orbital ...coupling... of that disgusting phallically- shaped asteroid Eros and the voyeur space probe that sought to spy on this oversexed asteroid!!!"
"O depravity!!! O carnality!!! O flagellation!!! We hope that George Wobblebottom Bush sees fit to abolish NASA for these sinful Erotic manoeveurings. We call for the Orifice of Film and Literature Classification to ban these SINFUL images of celestial bodies (gasp!!!!) immediately!!!"
Contact:
Sister Raptophilia
Mother Stuporific
(06) 3569099 ext 7750
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