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Correctives: Go All The Way With Virgin!!!
"As previously indicated by our Agro Nun, the Corrective Party supports the chaste, pure and abstinent Virgin airline, although we aren't sure why the Virgins in question should be blue. We do hope the aircraft cabins aren't al fresco." rambled Sister Raptophilia SM, spokesnun for the Corrective Party.
"We would encourage all SM nuns and anyone else who doesn't like sex to fly this airline. It is sad, but no-one else has manifested the charism of Saint Bertrille the Aerial, shot down by CIA -backed gunpersons in Latin America in 1970."
"The Corrective Party wants to go all the way with Virgin, and we want them to unleash this nice- sounding airline to bring back moral turpentine to New Zealand!!!" concluded the dyslexic spokesnun.
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