Correctives: Phillip Buttock And His Immigration Policies

"The Corrective Party is appalled at the antics of Phillip Buttock, the Australian anti-immigration minister!!! We have nothing against religious and ethnic minorities at all- in fact, we quite like the sound of the burly Zen nuns who throttle their followers to achieve enlightenment!!!" said Sister Kung Fu Lee, the Corrective Asian Affairs spokesnun.

"Yes, there do need to be limits on immigration. The Correctives advocate looksist, hairist and sizist criteria for immigration admittance. Unhappily, this will bar most Australian Liberal MPs and Ewan Gilmour from the country, as well as those ugly Australians in the Lion Red chin adverts."

Contact: Sister Palpitatia SM
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Stomach
(06) 3583609

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