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Correctives: Party Lists To One Side!!!

"Arrghhh!!!" said Sister Sadista RIP as a ton of garlic fell on her, she melted away, and took Sister Psychotica with her.

Sister Malodora announced that she was now back in control of the Corrective Party, fingers crossed, and announced the party list.

Sister Malodora: Interference with Everyone Else's Portfolio.

Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin: Antarctic Affairs, Cute Furry Animals.

Sister Palpitatia: Foreign Issues.

Sister Linziapogee: Finance

Sister Hydroponica: Green Issues, Agriculture

Sister Barracuda Majora: Defence.

Sister Postmortitia: Health

Sister Zardoinitforthemselvis: Womens Affairs.

Sister Xenarulezokai: Lesbinun and Gay Concerns.

Sister Kung-Fu Lee: Nun Violence Issues.

Contact:

Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
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if Our Vox Unit Stuffs Up
Again (Bugger)

(06) 3583609

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